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I'm just an asshole with feelings.


scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

(via humorously)

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

(Source: pyralspite, via hotboyproblems)

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

(via forgave)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via lykereally)

smokingkelp:

Bold what you are. 

Aries: Impatient fucks

Taurus: Annoying fucks

Gemini: Uncommitted fucks

Cancer:  Sensitive fucks

Leo: Conceited fucks

Virgo: Perfectionist fucks

Libra: Indecisive fucks

Scorpio: Manipulating fucks

Sagittarius: Pretentious fucks

Capricorn:  Negative fucks

Aquarius: Judgmental fucks

Pisces: Gullible fucks

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via astonishingly)