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I'm just an asshole with feelings.


beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

(via humorously)

Bro 1:bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2:why bro?
Bro 1:so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2:bro..

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via orgasm)